November 2009
1 post
Greg Giraldo Midlife Vices = the funniest thing... →
Check out the master of roasts as he explains why it is that Bush was such a joke.
July 2009
1 post
things people shouldn't do #1
I am really sick of dudes peeing in the urinals and tossing their heads back in ectasy, yes everyone knows how awesome it feels to pee when you’ve had to for seemingly an eternity but if you’re so caught up in this rapturous experience that I’m more than mildy concerned you’re actually just spanking into the urinal or have somehow been able to make yourself cum on command...
May 2009
2 posts
Really?
Financial Management is shaping up to be a dumb class, I’m glad I now own a $200 book that tells me the same things that my $200 accounting book told me.
also it’s 4:45 and this is my fault.
goodnight soon.
April 2009
3 posts
Texts from last night →
My (newly pregnant!!!) sister just told me about this website and it’s fucking awesome, especially for fans of overheard in ny or fmylife. check it out. I just moved into my new digs and me and dan are shaping up to have a grand old time.
Tampon Prank goes horribly wrong →
Holy shit this is the worst thing ever.
March 2009
1 post
A beginning...
Welcome to my first post everyone. I have never had a blog before but the gusto shared by my peers is infectious and my new Internet boss Al has insisted that this happens. I’ll try to update regularly and share all of the things in my life that get awesome.